Lizzie was dressing for work in frantic haste. Her fresh uniform lay upon the bed awaiting the mother-of-pearl links she had removed for its washing. They sparkled on the dressing table and caught Woo’s eye.

Lizzie said, “Put those links in my dress, Milly,” but before I could reach them they were in Woo’s mouth.

“Oh! Oh! She’s swallowed my links!” screamed Lizzie. “They are in her stomach. I am late now. How can I go gaping? Oh! Oh!”

“They have not got as far as her stomach yet. I can see the shape of the links through the thin skin of her cheek pouch. Open up, Woo!”

The monkey grinned at me, gibbered. I took her paws in my hand, put my finger under her tongue and fished out the links.

“Ugh!” Lizzie dropped them into the water-jug. “Ugh! Monkeys!”

The links plopped and gurgled. Lizzie rushed them into her uniform. Lizzie and Woo ignited each other, both were quick and peppery.

Lizzie supped with me on Sunday nights. I always brought Woo upstairs. In spite of their spats they amused each other.

I heard, “Spit them out, spit them out, Woo!”

I came running. A little grey packet that had been full of carpet tacks was empty. Woo’s mouth was so crammed she couldn’t even gibber. I rescued all the tacks I could, but the monkey showed great distress—so did Lizzie.

“Foolish beast!”—then, “Poor Woo, poor, poor Woo! Do they hurt your throat?”

I ran my finger round behind Woo’s tongue. No tacks. The monkey took my finger, pressed it to her gum. I felt a sharp prick—a splinter of bone was wedged between her teeth. I pried it out. Woo was most interested. She held my hand and scrutinized the splinter.

“That monkey is smart, Milly, taking your finger and putting it on the prick. A bad, bad monkey—clever though.”

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