Two little maids in scarlet, and very snowy as to caps and aprons, staggered onto the Circular Porch, one bearing a heavy tray. On it was an enormous “Brown Betty”, nests of cuddling cups, plates of thick bread and butter. The other maid was provided with a folding table. Tea was served on the Circular Porch.

‘Semis’ waited for tea before going back to their rooms. Tea was optional. ‘Ups’ relished its reviving warmth on returning from their walks. Everybody scorned the bread and butter. They read cups and gossiped.

“Didn’t ‘Beautiful Cabbage’ gobble up her favourite at dinner-time? Four helpings no less!”

“Kate sneaked her cabbage over onto her mother’s plate while the old girl and Miss Brown were having that deep discussion ‘cabbage versus sprouts’. Was the old lady furious? Whew!”

“Saw, did she?”

“Rather! Shot the cabbage back onto Kate’s plate with a deadly look, eyebrows tipped clean over the top of her head! A Cranleigh funking! In a tone that would have cracked a bass viol she shouted, ‘Play the game, Kate!’ ”

One gossip handed the other gossip a cup of tea. “One lump or two? Bread and butter?”

“One lump, and don’t mention bread, butter or any form of food. Dinner congealed in cold gravy on my dressing table waiting to be eaten this very minute—supper only two hours off. Oh dear!”

“Same here, potatoes and spinach! Oh, my! Isn’t Doctor’s face . . . when there is food on your bureau . . . ?”

“It certainly is.”

A plaid tam bobbed up the path. “Hello! News everybody! New brand of peppermint bull’s-eyes in the metropolis of Stillfield. ‘That ’ot they blisters,’ says Ma Stocking.” The speaker was always gay; her lungs were making satisfactory progress, her face brick-red, weather-beaten.

“How you can stuff yourselves with those vulgarities on top of our meals, I can’t think!” sneered Mrs. Viney.

“They are for Jinny the donkey, not for us. Great fun, feeding peppermints to Jinny. Crunch, crunch. Jinny hee-haws to high heaven and rushes for the stream.”

“Cold water on top of hot peppermint. Wow!”

“Jinny’s a sport. Back she comes with her tongue and tail lashing furiously—asks for more.”

Clang, clang, clang, the Rest Hour bell!

Cat

“Come on, let’s attack our bureau dainties before Doctor brings her face in.” The little mob pressing through glass doors, clatter, clatter, down bare corridors, opening doors, shutting doors, silence. Every soul seriously sucking a thermometer and staring at the ceiling. Doctor’s heavy tread, her small voice, “How are you? and you? and you?”

Gay answering chirrups, “Fine—fine, Doctor—just fine.” The orthodox sanatorium lie!

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