Hokey had appendicitis; went up to London for operating; left me high and dry as a beach-log cast beyond flood-tide. I was nobody’s patient and was again a ‘Down’ confined to bed.

When Bunker’s mumpy face and fallen arches shuffled round my room I feigned sleep.

Ada’s violence shattered all sham. Bang, bang, bang, things crashed till Matron came to look into it.

“Got a headache?” she asked me, not appearing to watch Ada.

“Awful. When will Hokey be back, Matron?”

“Soon now.” She smoothed my pillow, held my wrist a minute. The mop handle g-r-r—ed down the wall, smacked the floor. “Gently, Ada, gently,” Matron said.

But Ada could not be gentle, her make-up was row. A spider ran across my bureau. “A-ow!” she screamed and flung her dust-pan clattering after it. When she saw a harmless insect she yelled as if it were a lion. Doctor met a red-faced Ada rushing down the corridor! I begged, “Couldn’t I please have any other nurse? Even an ‘Odd Jobs’ rather than Ada?”

I was handed over to Nurse Bandly, spontaneous likeable Bandly, who knew how to both laugh and cry, tall Bandly swooping down to gather you into her arms, her starched bonnet strings sawing you head from body. You did not see Bandly’s tears, only heard their wetness in her voice when she was sorry. Bandly could not be my nurse for long, because a new man patient came and Bandly settled the men in better than any other nurse.

I fell then to the ministrations of that holy nurse, Maggie. That is, her energetic body rattled around my room occasionally, stirring the dust, but her heart was all for the Cranleigh boy at the end of the corridor. She grudged every moment she had to spend away from him. He was a bad case.

If I wanted to claim Maggie’s attention I said, “D——n!”

Maggie reared like a scorched caterpillar, bolted back to her sick boy, told him about the d——n. He told ‘Beautiful Cabbage’, his mother; she passed it on to Kate. Kate spread all over the San that I blasphemed and was to be avoided. It came back to me and I said, “D——n, darn, d——n!!! Let them all go to the devil and sit on their hats! I don’t care!”

When next Maggie came into my room, I sang,

I am not very long for this world,

My white wings will soon be unfurled,

Old Peter will say, hoorip and hooray!

For Mammy is coming today, today,

For Mammy is coming today!

That finished me with Maggie.

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