In the public market the butcher’s scale banged down with a clank. The butcher grinned first at the pointer, then at me. The meat on the scale was worth far more than I was paying.
“Bobtails,” murmured the butcher caressingly–“Bobtails is good dogs!…’Member the little ‘un I bought from your kennel a year back?”
“I do. Hope she turned out well–good worker?”
“Good worker! You bet. More sick nurse than cattle driver. Our Min’s fine! Y’see, Missus be bed-fast. Market days she’d lay there, sun-up to sun-down, alone. I got Min; then she wan’t alone no more; Min took hold. Market days Min minds wife, Min minds farm, Min keeps pigs out of potatoes, Min guards sheep from cougars, Min shoos coon from hen-house–Min, Min, Min. Min runs the whole works, Min do!”
He leaned a heavy arm across the scale, enraging its spring. He wagged an impressive forefinger and said, “Females understands females.” Nod, nod, another nod, “Times there’s no easin’ the frets of Missus. Them times I off’s to barn. ‘Min,’ I sez, ‘You stay,’ an’ Min stays. Dogs be powerful understandin’.”
He handed me the heavy parcel and gave yet another nod.
“Fido’s chop, butcher!”
The voice was overbearing and tart; then it crooned down to the yapping, blanketed, wriggling “Pom” under her arm, “Oo’s chopsie is coming, ducksie!”
The butcher slammed a meagre chop on the scale, gathered up the corners of the paper, snapped the string, flung the package over the counter, tossed the coin into his cash box–then fell to sharpening knives furiously.
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