Mrs. Radcliffe’s surgeon-cousin advised a surgical support in my shoe.

“I will take her to my own shoe-man in Regent Street,” said Mrs. Radcliffe and off we went.

My foot was very sore, very painful to the touch, for a long time after the operation.

I said to the fitter, “Do not handle the shoe when it is on my foot, I will put it on and off myself.”

It was a very swell shop. The clerks were obsequious, oily tongues, oily hair, oily dignity and long-tail black coats like parsons. Our salesman was officious, he would persist in poking, prodding, pressing the shoe to my foot in spite of my repeated protests.

At last, angry with pain, I shouted, “You stop that!”

Mrs. Radcliffe explained to him that I had recently had an operation on my foot which had left it tender. The man still persisted in pinching; after he had forced about seven squeals out of me, I struck with the well foot giving the princely creature such a kick square amidships that he sprawled flat and backwards, hitting his head against a pile of shoe boxes which came clattering down on him spreading him like a starfish. Every customer, every clerk in the store paused in consternation while the enraged shoe-man picked himself up.

“Klee Wyck!” gasped Mrs. Radcliffe.

“Well, he would persist when I told him not to,” I cried. “Serves him right!”

I dragged on my old shoe by myself and we left the shop, Mrs. Radcliffe marching in stony, grim quiet while I limped beside her, silent also.

We waited for our bus, standing among all the Oxford Circus flower women on the island. The flowers were gay in their baskets, the women poked them under our noses, “Tuppence-a’penny a bunch, lydy! Only tuppence!”

“Um, they do smell nice, don’t they, Mrs. Radcliffe?”

Mrs. Radcliffe’s thoughts were back in the Regent Street shoe shop.

“Thirty years,” she moaned, “I have dealt there! Dear me, dear me! I shall never be able to face those clerks again.”

Our bus jangled up to the curb. We got in. I knew I was not a nice person. I knew I did not belong to London. I was honestly ashamed of myself, but London was . . . Oh, I wanted my West! I wasn’t a London lady.

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